The first reason is quite simple.  If u look at his picture, he is clearly a metrosexual AKA. I like sleeping with men.

The second reason is that he has no friends. Aw...look how sad he looks.  This is because he realizes that everyone hates him because he sucks.

The third reason.  He trys to be cool when he's not.  Not only does the entire CS community hate him,  but also everyone in his own real life community.  Once again... sad because he knows everyone hates him.

The fourth reason bahrain sucks is obviously because of his skill at crying.  As u can see int the picture he is obviously crying at his computer because someone is better than him.  But obviously that person is a hacker because bahrain says so. 

The fifth reason kind of goes with the first reason.  As you see in the picture, Bahrain obviously likes the penis... As u can see the expression on his face with his tounge poking his cheek and his hands by his lips, he is dreaming of the cock.

The sixth reason is because he hacks.  You can clearly notice that he is trying to cover up the camera so no one can see his leet skeet apex ogc whatever you will call it v.2.0.

The seventh reason bahrain sucks is because he is a clankiller.  in the picture, he is trying to think to him, although he is having a hard time to *think*, he is trying to decide, "hmm.. what team should i break up now..?"

The eigth reason why bahrain sucks is because... BAHRAIN JUST ABSOLUTLY, POSITIVLY, LITERALLY, BLATANTLY SUCKS.